Yes kids, it’s that time again, where I get my  jollies off by bitching and moaning about the retard-idly stupid things I’ve seen people do. If you’re sensitive to swearing, religion or just don’t have plain logic, don’t read this, leave now, go!

First, I want to start off by saying that if you’re the type of person who has status messages on Facebook that are indirectly aimed at someone you hate, like, love, lust, you’re a jackass, no one gives a shit. Tell that person flat out what you think about them, if it’s bad, don’t do it on Facebook, no one wants to see your petty squabbles about that guy who didn’t call you back, or that girl who doesn’t like giving head. Fuck sakes.

Religion, touchy subject for some, but this is my blog, so I don’t give a shit, Like I said before, if you’re sensitive about stuff like this and are going to bitch and leave bible punching comments, leave now. I have noticed so many status messages about “If you love Jesus and go to church four times a week, repost this” or “73% of people won’t repost this message, if you love God, you will!” Blah blah blah, it’s annoying.

Now for me to really get my rant on.

How fucking dumb do you have to be, to actually believe that if you join this group “Get *yor* free laptop now with free shipping *guarenteed*” That you will actually get a free fucking laptop? Not only is Facebook advertising to all your friends bad enough, no, you will still send out invites to every single one of your friends, showing them what a complete toss you are! Why the fuck not? You’re getting a free laptop after all!

The next fantastic group I saw people joining in the masses was “Know who is viewing your profile 24/7″ Now, after you join the group and read their pathetic instructions on how they will ONLY send you a link to the application once 50% of your friends have joined, surely that’s enough to tell it’s not legit? No? Okay, you believe them, so you send invites out to all your friends, advertise the group on your status message and try to get as many people to join as you can. Instead of doing that, why not read some of the thousands of posts on the groups wall, where almost everyone is saying it is a scam and doesn’t work? Cause you’re too damn busy reading other people’s religious status messages and wondering when you’re going to get your free laptop. It’s just a fucking ploy to get as many people to join the group, that’s it.

Facebook Quizzes, Oh my fuck! Sure they might be fun to do, by yourself, I don’t, and I don’t think anyone else gives a flying fuck which smurf you are, what age you’re going to die at, how you’re going to die, if you’re going to have a faithful marriage, how many fucking kids you’re going to have, what your best sexual position is or what fucking car you’d transform into if you could. It’s fucking annoying.

The end.