Posts tagged Facebook

At Least It’s Something.

Jul 19th

Soooo, it’s been to long since I last blogged, partially ’cause I got bored of it, and didn’t feel like sharing anything, that’s how I am, I bottle things up.

First lets start out with a rant, I don’t like these new groups on Facebook that are popping up all over the fucking place where you you have to do a bunch of things before you can see the content of the group. First you have to “Like” the group, then invite your friends, then do one of three quizzes and then send in cock shots to the admin to be approved to join the group, and most of the time it is about the most retarded things ever. However, I came across one a few days ago which really, really, fucked me off, I can’t remember the full name, but it was about a kid that died from abuse, why the fuck would you make people LIKE that group before they can join it? “Oh hell yeah! Another kid just died ’cause the parents are fucking angry retards with issues, could my day get any better?!” Get a fucking life. There should be a group for that tard called “Man gets sodomized by big bubba for making retarded Facebook group and forcing people to like it” I would actually like that.

SEACOM – You mother fuckers, I hate you, so much. This was supposed to change the way South Africa saw Internet. We’re lucky if we get a weeks Internet at the speeds we should, how can you have so many fucking problems after each other. You suck, that’s all I’m saying.

Rant over.

I found out today that an EX (well, sort of) got engaged, we haven’t seen each other in a long time, and don’t speak often, I don’t know why, but it made me bleak. At the time, we both liked each other, a lot, but wanted different things, or some shit like that. I don’t know why I’m bothered about it, most likely because other people are moving on with their lives so quickly and I’m not, and to put the cherry on top, I got in contact with a different EX last week, from years ago, the one that got away sort of thing, and she is now married and happy, I can see now why we broke up, I was a complete tool back then, just out of school, didn’t know what I wanted and other things, silly small things, were more important.

Anyhoo, I’m getting bored of this now, will attempt another post soon

The end. *lick*

bleak, Facebook, girlfriends, seacom

Another Rant.

Jan 12th

Posted by Richard Coote in My Rants

5 comments

Yes kids, it’s that time again, where I get my jollies off by bitching and moaning about the retard-idly stupid things I’ve seen people do. If you’re sensitive to swearing, religion or just don’t have plain logic, don’t read this, leave now, go!

First, I want to start off by saying that if you’re the type of person who has status messages on Facebook that are indirectly aimed at someone you hate, like, love, lust, you’re a jackass, no one gives a shit. Tell that person flat out what you think about them, if it’s bad, don’t do it on Facebook, no one wants to see your petty squabbles about that guy who didn’t call you back, or that girl who doesn’t like giving head. Fuck sakes.

Religion, touchy subject for some, but this is my blog, so I don’t give a shit, Like I said before, if you’re sensitive about stuff like this and are going to bitch and leave bible punching comments, leave now. I have noticed so many status messages about “If you love Jesus and go to church four times a week, repost this” or “73% of people won’t repost this message, if you love God, you will!” Blah blah blah, it’s annoying.

Now for me to really get my rant on.

How fucking dumb do you have to be, to actually believe that if you join this group “Get *yor* free laptop now with free shipping *guarenteed*” That you will actually get a free fucking laptop? Not only is Facebook advertising to all your friends bad enough, no, you will still send out invites to every single one of your friends, showing them what a complete toss you are! Why the fuck not? You’re getting a free laptop after all!

The next fantastic group I saw people joining in the masses was “Know who is viewing your profile 24/7″ Now, after you join the group and read their pathetic instructions on how they will ONLY send you a link to the application once 50% of your friends have joined, surely that’s enough to tell it’s not legit? No? Okay, you believe them, so you send invites out to all your friends, advertise the group on your status message and try to get as many people to join as you can. Instead of doing that, why not read some of the thousands of posts on the groups wall, where almost everyone is saying it is a scam and doesn’t work? Cause you’re too damn busy reading other people’s religious status messages and wondering when you’re going to get your free laptop. It’s just a fucking ploy to get as many people to join the group, that’s it.

Facebook Quizzes, Oh my fuck! Sure they might be fun to do, by yourself, I don’t, and I don’t think anyone else gives a flying fuck which smurf you are, what age you’re going to die at, how you’re going to die, if you’re going to have a faithful marriage, how many fucking kids you’re going to have, what your best sexual position is or what fucking car you’d transform into if you could. It’s fucking annoying.

The end.