So, allot of you know that @rebeccarjones is my ball and chain, the person that makes me smile, the one that touches me in funny places. What you don’t know is how much of a tit I feel because of our first “date”. Before I get into that though, this is how we met. We went to Rhapsodys in Centurion for a birthday party dinner thing, Back then , I was very much a hard core gamer, didn’t go out much ( Almost did not go to that party!) and was socially inept. Anyhoo, there was Becka, looking sexy as ever, awesome cleavage, sitting at the table having a drink. we were introduced and had a few words, me being the shy twit that I was, sort of slinked away and spoke to her cousins and my brother, people I knew, people I was comfortable with. The night went on, we spoke a little bit here and there, I kept staring at her boobies (got caught a few times) and eventually things got a little bit easier, thanks to that wonderful thing called alcohol! I managed to bribe her into giving me her number at the end of the night, either that or I scared her into it, either way, win for me right?

We sms’d each other a couple of times, spoke on the phone and got to know each other a bit better. A few weeks later, we agreed to get together. Now, like I said, I was socially inept, I didn’t do this often, I honestly didn’t think it was a “date”, I imagined it as two friends getting together and doing what ever. The night came, I went and fetched her from her aunts place down the road from me, I should have seen the signs when I picked her up, pretty in pink, all dressed up, looking absofuckinglutely beautiful, but I didn’t. Like I said, I was new at this! I can’t even remember what we spoke about, I was really shy and nervous. Anyways, we went back to my place for a little while, before dinner… ahh, dinner, being a “first date” you’d think it would have been somewhere romantic, with awesome food and an even better atmosphere, not me dude, not at all. We went and got take-aways from Mc Donalds! Yes, that’s right! I said it. I took Rebecca to Mc Donalds for our first date! I didn’t even think about it. We then went back to my place for an awesome evening of movies! *Yawn* Like I said, I was new at this, I was socially inept, don’t judge me! I took her home at about 3 in the morning, went home, thinking “that was totally awesome!” It wasn’t.

The next day, we went to her cousins house in Pretoria for a braai, you’d think after the night before I’d be more comfortable around her, not a fuck, I hardly spoke that day. We were out the WHOLE day, and I didn’t have a proper conversation with her, I don’t even want to know what she was thinking! I’m going to say this again, new to this, socially inept. I had this idea that I was going to impress her by cooking her dinner that evening (Being a qualified chef and all) I kept bragging about it for days and days, well, when we eventually did get back to my place that evening, we were so tired, ( I was, Becka probably just said that so she didn’t have to put up with me any longer) I put on a movie and pretty much went to bed early. The next morning I took her home again, it felt weird, a little bit uncomfortable, but still! I was the man, thinking everything was great, and everyone had a great weekend. That was the last I saw of her, the sms’ng and phone calls died down after a while and that was that.

A year later, I am out of my shell, and things are different! I am having allot of fun, and most of it is due to her! I have kicked my addiction of gaming like a lunatic every single day of my life, It’s fun seeing the sun and going out. I can now also have a proper conversation with people! *flex*

Yes I look stoned, but it’s an awesome pic!

The end.