So, a few that really get on my tits.

1. Woman abuse. If you beat your woman and you’re reading this, fuck you, you deserve to be dragged out into the street and shot in public. Are you compensating for something perhaps? Tell me how the fuck  you raise your hand to a lady? What drives you to do it? Punch a wall rather, or better yet, have wild angry sex with your partner.

2. Beggars at robots. Oh Em Gee, if you can stand for hours on end at a robot bugging people for money, you sure as hell can stand in checkers for hours on end packing packets. Now, I understand there are a few people that can’t, I have my very own little hobo I give money / food to when ever I can, BUT, he was disfigured in a fire, has 2 fingers and half a face. If you’re not like that, then fuck you. Also, woman who sit at the robot, and send their little toddlers to cars to ask for money.. Next time I’m calling child services, you’re a bad mother, and once again, fuck you.

3. People who don’t live in South Africa. This has happened to me SO many times before, Chatting to someone online and mention that I’m from SA. The first response out of their mouths? “Do you have lions walking around your house?” Or “Are you black” “Do you live in a hut?” Do me a favour! Get a fucking education! Is it so difficult to comprehend that we do in fact live in proper houses? And have big cities with big buildings? Asshole.

4. Constantly SmS’ng me. Sure I love being SmS’d, by different people, everyone does. If you send me a SmS asking how I am, and I reply with Great! Doing good! Fan-Fucking-Tastic or okay – Don’t SmS me again  10 minutes later asking me the same damn question, I was fine 10 minutes ago, and guess what? I’m still fine now

5. Nosey people. It takes allot for me to talk to someone if I’m really having problems with something, I bottle things up most of the time, that’s just the way I am. If I don’t want to talk to you about a particular subject, that means I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT. Leave it alone, don’t keep prying and digging for answers, the reason I don’t want to talk to you about it is because I’m probably not comfortable enough with you. Or, it has fuck all to do with you. Point. Get over it.

6. Crime. What the fuck has this country come to when burglar bars are the biggest selling point of a house? Or the height of the wall and if it has spikes or electric fencing on it. If you’re somehow reading this, and you’re a criminal and break into houses, do me favour? Die. That is all.

7. Our SAPS. I’m going to try keep it clean and short, but why the fuck can a police man / woman not shoot someone after  a warning shot? Why the hell can’t I shoot someone who has broken into my house? How the fuck do people get more time in prison for stealing / selling drugs than murder? How does a burglar end up suing a woman, after HE broke into her house, by falling through her skylight and breaking his leg, and winning the case?  I say an eye for an eye, bring back the death penalty, and get rid of the bad weeds. Fuck you government with your stupidly retarded rules ..|..

8. Typing.  l337 5p34k p15535 m3 0ff, SmS tlk pisses me off, I understand that you’re limited to 140 characters on Twitter, that’s cool, I’ll let it slide. If you’re writing an email or some bullshit on Facebook that no one cares about, at least type properly, you’re not limited to the amount of characters you can use, so abuse it. Don’t be scared of spending an extra 5 minutes writing that love letter to that person you’re stalking.

9. Slow walking people. Again, I will let this slide if you’re A) Old or B) have some sort of disability, if you’re in a  shopping mall, walk faster! I want to punch people like you in the back of the head. Rather enjoy that slow stroll with a loved one in a park or on the beach. People have places to go and things to do, get the fuck out the way.

10. Driving. This is the one thing that really, really gets to me, and gives me road rage. People can vouch for this. Idiot drivers, If you’re planning on changing lanes.. Check your God damn mirrors, don’t just ASSUME there is a gap and take it. Don’t Ride up my arse, if you do, you WILL end up like the last asshole that did, I slammed on breaks and he mounted a pavement to avoid hitting me. Shame, his poor Navara needed two new tyres. If the robot is green, DRIVE. If there’s an accident and you don’t plan on stopping to help, move the fuck along,there is nothing worse than people holding up traffic even more just because they want to look at the poor person who had the misfortune of being in an accident. Taxis, I just *love* the way you pull over where ever the hell you deem necessary to drop or pick people off / up. If I had a license to kill stupid people, you’d be the first to go.