So, here I am, pondering my life again, deeply thinking about a lot of things that have happened recently and over the past few months, most of which are a great fuck up.I have decided to make a list of things that I want to achieve as soon as I can, preferably before I turn 30.

1) Myself and two friends are in the process of starting up a business, I have high hopes for it, it has so much potential to be successful and leave a mark, which I really want to happen. I know shit doesn’t happen over night, but I really want to work hard at this and make it happen.

2) Lose some weight, I know I said this is so cliché in a previous post, but fuck it, I need to lose a few, maybe that’s where some of my complex comes from from being tall. This will happen, soon.

3) Build my perfect house, I have it all planned out, it will be awesome. The garage especially, I might be setting my hopes a tad high here, especially if I want all this before I’m 30, but hey, what are dreams if they’re only mediocre? The house will be big, I’m not talking standard height doors and ceiling, oh no, fuck that, I’m huge, so want a huge house. The garage, this will be my pride and joy, I want to have it attached to the entertainment area / lounge with a glass wall. Picture this, three revolving stands, the middle one with a super hot, fuck off fast motor bike, which I won’t be riding, that’s just for show, then on either side of that, My everyday driving car, like a Lumina SS or a Shelby GT500, and on the other side, my race car, one that has been tweeked to perfection. All this complete with spot lights.

4) Holiday to exotic places, often. I am 25 and have never been out of South Africa. I want to see the world, sit on the beaches that you see in brochures, palm trees and all. I want to see the Eiffel Tower,  Dubai, probably all the Asian countries and definitely Russia, just off the top of my head.

5) Do more crazy outrageous things, things that would probably make me shit myself and make my life flash before my eyes, which would probably be a lot of things, since I’m such a girl. I was thinking about adding bungee  jumping to this, but.. after just watching a video on youtube where the cord came off the guys feet and he face planted into a dam, I think I’m gonna scratch that one off.

6) Take up a hobby and stick to it, properly. The last hobby I had was World Of Warcraft, which, I’m not going to lie, I enjoyed thoroughly, but it just got too much. I was a giant hobbit, didn’t move from my PC at all over weekends, and when I really had to go out and be sociable, I didn’t enjoy it most of the time. I’m really not sure what I’d like to do though, but definitely something that’s interactive and fun.. like.. World Of Warcraft.. Fuck. I need some ideas

7) Leave my mark, something I, and other people can look back on for a long time to come, dunno though, maybe punch someone really famous in the face, or get involved in a high speed pursuit, kill a shark with my bare hands, balance 400 glasses on my head, I’ll have to think about this one. Preferably something that won’t get me locked up and sodomised on a daily basis.

8 ) Marriage and kids, It’s weird how times have changed, back in the day, people were married and pushing out babies by the age of 18, which is cool, if you’re financially stable and know that you’re going to spend the rest of your life with that person. I don’t want to be the 50 odd year old taking his kids to school though.

9) I said in a previous post that I want to cut down on smoking, which I really do, but also eventually stop, I’m tired of coughing up lungs, spending metric fucktons of money each month on smokes and getting winded easily.

10) Take up dancing, a few of you who really know me, know I don’t dance, ever, I don’t even remember the last time I danced, even when I was by myself. I have two left feet, and they’re big feet at that, its just never been my thing, but I reckon learning some cool latin / salsa etc would be a blast, also, I wouldn’t be the weird guy sitting at the bar or table just watching

The End.