So, I’ve been out of a job for the past month or so, as much as I *love* sitting around at home doing nothing all day, I don’t, I hate it, it sometimes drives me to the point where I’m so bored, I irritate myself, and get angry ’cause I have nothing to do. I’ve sent my CV out to a bunch of places already, but I think it is a really shitty time of the year to be looking for work. Fuck. I went for an interview last week at an insurance company in Sandton, What a waste of time, I firstly had to fill out these stupid forms while sitting on a stupid couch chair thingy, that was so low to the ground my knees where behind my fucking head. This form was so pointless, I had to finish off sentences like “My family…” and “I get angry when…” etc etc, I get angry when I have to fill out pointless forms like this while sitting on your stupid tiny chair, It looks like I’m in some cheap porno and I’m waiting to get reamed by the tiny Chinese dude running around giving everyone massages. I kid you not, they call him Mister Miyagi, he is there as an incentive.. Anyhoo, after that I went through to Rebecca’s work and we had lunch together, that was nice, then got stuck in God awful traffic on the way home.

Traffic, OH MY FUCK, who ever is in charge in fixing up the roads for 2010 is a complete toss. Let me start by telling you about Great North, a road I drove every day for about 5 years to and from work, it was the best road ever, 2 lanes going each way, from Benoni all the way into Kempton Park, I have so many fond memories of that road, Craig and I driving down that road next to each other, in peak traffic, doing 40 kays an hour, pissing everyone off, plenty of races down that road too. Then, last year December someone thought it would be a great idea to change the two lanes into three lanes, they worked on the third lane for months and months, until finally, they opened it, it looked so smooth, so awesome, I doubt I will ever forget the first day I got to test the new lane out, not because it was a great drive, and there was less traffic, oh no, not with the cunts that built that road, at one point, I actually thought I was going to roll my car it was so bumpy. I hate that lane now, and I never drive in it, but that’s not the end, they weren’t happy with just fucking up one lane, over the next few months they thought it would be a good idea to fuck up the other two lanes too, I don’t know why they thought it was necessary, the third lane joined just fine, there wasn’t a pavement you had to climb to get on or off it.

The Highway, grrr! What the fuck is the point in closing off two lanes of highway for 10 kays, if you’re not going to be doing ANY fucking work there? It took me over three fucking hours to drive 69 kays on Saturday, the highway under William Nicol was closed for road works too, so 40 million cars were crammed into 2 lanes on the offramp, where the robots were not working. There was, I’m sure, very *qualified* people directing traffic, but not really, I saw two accidents almost happen because the assholes were just waving their arms around like retards. If you’re going to be doing roadworks for months and months, at least hire people that are actually qualified to do it.

I just realised I left my toothbrush at Rebecca’s house this morning, fuck, now I have to use a R2 one that is more than likely going to make me bleed. Also, I’m smoking the cheapest smokes ever, if I ever had to guess what shit tasted like, this would be it. I also threw my cousin into the swimming pool today, fully dressed, that made me chuckle, he is such a good sport when it comes to things like that.

Now, here’s a question for you, if you had R100k to start up a business, what would you do? I know it’s not a lot, but I’ve been thinking about it for a while now, I reckon a brothel would be great for 2010, but then again, how long is that going to last? Heh. I honestly have no idea. Suggestions people!

I’ve been meaning to blog for the past 2 weeks, have had so many ideas, but now, I don’t, most of them went flying out the window the minute I sat down, so, what ever.

The End. *lick*