So this was a chat I had with a friend. Love it.

Nick says:
Oh, also, I had this thought for a weird game.

Nick says:
Right, to start, you get a live chicken, then you let it loose in a room, whip out your dick, chase it around, try to jack off while running and win if you manage to get any jizz on the chicken.

Richard // Giant says:
WAHAHAHA

Nick says:
Sounds fun, right?

Richard // Giant says:
lol

Richard // Giant says:
Dude!

Richard // Giant says:
you’re sick

Nick says:
Sicker than you’ll ever be able to comprehend, my man.

Nick says:
Maybe… there should be like… a hustler strapped to it or something…

Nick says:
I’m not going to find this conversation on twitter and have a million chicken rapists wanting to be my friend am I?

Richard // Giant says:
No….

Nick says:
Alright, good then.

Nick says:
I wonder if Oprah gives good head…

Nick says:
Hey, you think it’s possible to jerk off while skydiving? And if so, do you think your jizz would kill someone if it hit them from that height?

Nick says:
Like, maybe if it froze or something.

Nick says:
That would be a hell of a way to die.

Nick says:
I can see the headlines. “Pedestrian killed in freak accident: Frozen jizz suspected”

The End. Expect more of this, it happens often.