So, I put an open message out on Twitter for Idea’s on what to blog about today. This is it folks.. umm.. Thanks!

@Unholyhole “Anal Prolapse” Um, thanks, guy. Here we go. Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. (Thanks Wiki)

Moving on.

@Garsen “Why boring stupid fat girls should kill themselves” Shame dude, just shame, you’re horrible. But maybe cause they’re boring, stupid and fat? I’m not getting into this one, like I said, shame on you Mr charro.

@angelsmind “Price of eggs in China” I tried, for about 5 minutes to find this out, I really did! Google is amazing. What I found out is that they sell it by the kilo, and it’s around 8.30 Yaun per. And also, it is 11% more expensive than last year. Useless information, use it, don’t use it.

@gisellemckenzie “How ungrateful family are” I tell you, you slave away, day in, day out, trying to provide for them, make them happy, buy them gifts, make them laugh, give them what they want, clean up after them, cook for them, make coffee, put up with their shit, put up with more of their shit. And how do they repay you? They don’t. Fuckers. It’s expected. ( Was I right?)

@DonaldJackson “Ponies” Ponies are awesome, but not quite as awesome as horses. Sure you can ride them, slowly, but have you ever seen a jockey riding a pony full on and jumping over crap? No, you haven’t. All they’re good for are children’s parties and porn involving midgets. Nuff said.

@_shoN_ “People using text/sms words like “Ta” in their everyday talking” This doesn’t bug me as much as people using words like that while writing something. Refer to my Rant about that. Come to think about it, I don’t recall hearing anyone actually speaking in TxT lingo, if I did, I’d probably get annoyed and think they were an idiot. Each to their own I suppose.

@Shebeegee “Cucumber (Cucumis sativus)“ Well now.. Before your minds go straight to the gutter, Let me tell you a little something about cucumbers: The fruit is roughly cylindrical, elongated, with tapered ends, and may be as large as 60 cm long and 10 cm in diameter. Cucumbers grown to be eaten fresh (called slicers) and those intended for pickling (called picklers) are similar. Cucumbers are mainly eaten in the unripe green form. The ripe yellow form normally becomes too bitter and sour.

Having an enclosed seed and developing from a flower, cucumbers are scientifically classified as fruits. Much like tomatoes and squash, however, their sour-bitter flavor contributes to cucumbers being perceived, prepared and eaten as vegetables, which is the accepted Culinary term

Yes that was taken straight from Wikipedia, and I don’t care, I’m lazy and you read it. More useless information for you.

The end.