The Story Of A Wannabe Giant
Your Questions.
So, here it is, the questions you asked. Wish there were a few more though, this isn’t going to be long.
Lisa Troy – Do you believe in love? Yes I do. But not easily.
How many times have you been in love? Twice, I’m not the type to meet someone and tell them a week later that I love them. To me, it’s a big word, don’t throw it around if you don’t mean it.
Would you do anything for love? Probably. I’d push an old lady off a roof for most of the people I love, then again, I know without any doubt, that they would do the same for me in a heartbeat.
Arcainus – Most embarrassing moment? Yoh, I have lots of them, but probably my worst ever.. Last year sometime, I had just come out of a bank and was walking past News Cafe, it was about 1.30 in the afternoon or so, hot summers day and the shopping complex was packed. Anyhoo, I notice this table sitting outside News Cafe filled with HOT gorgeous woman, hair all done up, wearing smart, sexy clothes, drinking their cocktails. I carried on walking, staring like a bafoon with my jaw dragging on the floor not noticing the fuckoff big pavement that I was walking towards. That’s right, I faceplanted, not even gracefully, I went down like a cheap date on prom night, right in front of the table of hot ladies. They all laughed, I picked myself up and limped to my car avoiding eye contact with everyone.
Pink Hair Girl – Biggest Fear? I have many, many fears, Spiders mainly, but that’s petty shit, I can deal with it. I’d say being in a bad situation with people you really love and care about, and not being able to do anything about it, being tied up or something, and seeing someone getting hurt. No thank you.
Wildest Dream? Winning the Euro Millions Lottery when it is at it’s high, I’m talking 150 – 200 million Euros, you do the math. I’d be a happy man, who ever said money can’t buy you happiness was a jackass, I’m sure my life would be allot better if I had over a billion in the bank.
Boxers, underpants or nothing? I’m a tightie whitey, hate boxers during the day, especially when I’m wearing jeans, cant say I’ve ever gone commando though.
Bum or boobs man? I must admit that I love them both, equally! Nothing better than nice cleavage! And a nice ass to grab onto while walking somewhere or doing other stuff..
Could you give up alcohol for a month? I’m fairly certain I could, shouldn’t be THAT hard.. Right? It would probably be easier for me to give up alcohol for a month than it would be for me to give up Play.
What can you not live without? In no particular order – Family, friends, food, air, play, my pc, my car, house, bed, cold showers in summer, internet, smokes, play, play, play, cuddling, music and play.
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about 9 months ago
so is play a euphemism
about 9 months ago
so my littel shy boy has become a super star now……… proud of you….. enjoy the fame……. love you madly…..